Feb 16, 2013

Canada vs. Zombies

savannahs zombie sign
Image source: therouterguy via Flickr

It's official (or near official).  Zombies aren't welcome in Canada.  Zero-tolerance is their policy.
In a bizarre exchange in a place known for bizarre exchanges, Foreign Affairs Minister John Baird told the House of Commons Wednesday that “Canada will never be a safe haven for zombies.”

“I want to assure this member and all Canadians that I am dead-icated to ensuring that this never happens,” Baird said.

Baird was responding to a question from NDP MP Pat Martin (who else, really?) who asked if Canada is working with the U.S. to ensure that its citizens don’t suffer from a case of the zombie apocalypse.

John Baird promises to keep Canadians safe from zombies | Canadian Politics | Canada | News | National Post

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